“Hello..It’s kshitija calling..”

The day had a very lazy start, was outta bed around 11 in the morning but was quite lazy to go hunting for grub.. made a couple of futile attempts but on each occasion my relatively high inertia persuaded me to stay indoors… so I jus decided to stay in my room till 12.30 and then head to college for lunch.(free food from dabbas ”u know..)

Was tryin to browse the net on my lappy in  my room while cursing myself for choosing bsnl net connctn( connection drop frequecny:- 87 %)  when my cell rang.. was a bit surprised that somebody was tryin to reach me on my private mobile and not my  general mobile.. it was even more stranger cuz the only people who reached me this way were the close ones in college and most of those had packed off for their homes the night before, following the end of the trimester 3 exams and were heading for Summers.. a bit confused I answered the call.. a very strange voice on the other end quipped “Hi Avi, How are you doing?”. Me still confused replied, “I’m doing good, who’s this?” and it did sound a bit strange when I heard “It’s Kshitija calling from Delhi!”. Why would somebody who’s never called me from Pune now call me from Delhi!!

I’ve never been gud at recognizing voices on the phone and it gets even worse when I’m speaking to a person for the first time, but kshitu’s voice on the phone was a bit of a turn off to say the least. I said to myself ‘How could somebody who sounds so good in person have such a squeaky voice on the fone!’ Nevertheless, she said that she was getting bored in the new place and just decided to gimme a buzz and was about to hang up asking me to call her later. Just then I realised I didnt have a number to call her on and asked for her if this was her mobile no, but she was a bit zapped at this request and did sound a bit ‘off-guard’ and hung up sayin ‘Nope..this is not my number..I dont remember my number, maybe you could get it from Suhas!’

I got back to my lappy, thinking it really was a bit strange for someone who remembers my mobile number to not remember her own mobile number! About 15 mins later my ‘not-so-perfect’ afternoon was disturbed yet again and this time it was somebody knocking at my door. As soon as I opened the door I got the answer to why kshitu’s voice sounded the way it did and why she did not remember her own mobile number.. the answer was all of 5 feet 5 inches tall standing at my door – Siddhu. As soon as I saw him, I knew beyond a touch of doubt that it was he who’d tried to pull a fast one on me. But he continued with his all-too-innocent look pretending to be absolutely clueless about what I was talking, but after a few mins he did confess the call he’d made from his new cell number and we both exploded into peals of laughter.

By then it was around 12.30 and the two of us headed out for college and as we were approaching the parking lot, I thanked God that it was siddhu and not kshitu who was sounding so squeaky on the fone… and coincidentally as I type this I get a call from kshitu and this time it really is from Delhi and after having spoken to her on the phone for the first time, I am quite relieved to say that she not only sounds gud in person but also really does sound just as gud on the phone as well

~~~

Awesome Dilbert comics…

 

Some Marathi SMS Jokes..

Enuff of the everyday sardar jokes and sher-o shayaris, its time to tickle your funny bone with these Marathi “jokes and kavitas”….

1 manus sonara kade jato…
                     
                  1 manus sonara kade jato aani tayachi anngathi deto
                  sonara bolto annghati tumchya sasaryala Aavadli nahi ka
                  Aavadli O pan me nahi Aavadlo
               

                  Cricket kheltana, Aajit Agarkar ne…
                       Cricket kheltana, Aajit Agarkar ne paul Pudhe takla tar umpire kay bolel ?
                  “MARATHI PAUL PADHATI PUDHE..”
                  

                  MARATHI MULAGA ANI MULGI MULGA :…
                     
                   MULGA : Shabd Maze Geet Tuze,
                  Jeevan Gane Gashil Ka?
                  MULGI : Gaal Tuze Haat Maze,
                  Kanakhali Gheshil Ka?
                 

                  Me Tichya Premat Itaka Radlo……
                Me Tichya Premat Itaka Radlo… Itaka Radlo ! Ki  Badli bharon Geli..Pan Ti Nalayak Ti Baadli Gheun Angholila geli…

                                 

                 Manachiya kushi zopal kon, itukle-pitukle pille…

                 Manachiya kushi zopal kon,
                  itukle-pitukle pille don,
                  mich-mich dole,
                  tille kan,
                  aata gapachup zopa.
                  

                  Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya…
                  Priye
                  Tu mala havi aahes
                  Majya sobat
                  Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
                  aikache aahet te
                  Premache teen shabda
                  me bill bharte …
                  

                  Tuza rajya aslela mazya manacha…

                  Tuza rajya aslela mazya manacha ek kopra me tasach japun
                  thevein tyala dhakka suddha lagu denar nahi ani kunala hi
                  samzu denar nahi ki tya madhe fakt tu…..tu….ani…tuch
                  aahes.
                  

                   Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre…

                  Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
                  Najre samor dhuka vaatel
                  Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
                  Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
                  Tevha tu majhya kade ye
                  Me tula
                  Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
                  

                  Ekada Mr.Dhadpade bandage lavalelaya awastyet…

                 Ekada Mr.Dhadpade bandage lavalelaya awastyet aaplya ghara madhun baher jatana disle. Mi vicharle kay apaghat wagere zala  kay? tar te hasale aani mhanale,’nahi apaghat wagere nahi  zala. pan kalach mazaya mandaline navin polpat-latane aanale aahe.’

                  lal pivli kombadi tiche tiche karde…

                  lal pivli kombadi
                  tiche tiche karde karde pai
                  barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay
                  tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

                  SoMeDay.. u’ll 4get abt me…..
                   SoMeDay.. u’ll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. &
                  who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens…

                  AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!

Happy Diwali & trimester exam postmortem

First of all, whoever is reading this Wish you a very happy Diwali and prosperous New year from my side .. and if your reading this post-Diwali then wish you a very belated happy diwali and a belated happy new year!

well, myself just finsihed with exams on 3 nov- first trimester @ PUMBA

please dont ask how were the papers? ..Grrr.. that question is the last to be answered on my priority list. Gosh! AFAI rem , evrytime my papers used to be bad.. i hope someday i can say yess my papers were really good this sem..wonder when that day will come( or will it come or not?)

But then coming back, i really wonder if the papers were as bad as i think..cmon i was always good in “feku” subjects n we had subjects like Principles n practices of management (PPM), Organizational behavior (OB) , and Legal Aspects of Behavior(LAB).. out of which the first two i have written completely on my imagination..

i developed this “feku” skill in my engineering itself..when for most of the papers i just used to write whatever i used to feel (imagination power!) , irrespective of what was there in the books. This approach ensured that i almost every time got a 40 in that subject. Needless to say, any engineer reading this will know the importance and value of “40″ .

For Legal Aspects of Behavior(LAB) i.e LAW we were supposed to rememeber the Sections of the different Acts which i think was asking for too much.. Ther are more than 100sections under different Acts which are written in “LAWFUL ” language which takes hours to decipher the real meaning. Why do they have to write in such a manner that nobody can understand.. i beleive thats a “Crime” in itself.

The other three subjects were managerial Economic- ME ,SQM -Statistics and Quantitaive methods and MA- Managerial Accounting.

ME was good as it makes sense- demand , supply, pricing, production…its logical and practical so not a problem. the nest two SQM and MA are supposed to be the most dreaded subjects in MBA ( for first sem ). just like we had Graphics and Mechanics in First yr of Engineering.

SQM is again supposed to be “easy” for engineers..but again that’s a common misconception just like Accounting is supposed to be easy for B.Com’s ..

SQM was good..all problems..while Accouting was a disaster, which is not surprising at all. Terms like “debit”,”credit”, Ledger,journal ,balance sheet.Cash budget, marginal costing, Flexible and fucntional budgets, cost/labour variances may be easy for a commerce student, but i was hearing it for the first time in my life.

well i practiced and practiced and still more practiced , all to get my final answers wrong in the paper. c’mon i cant ever have that Accounting brain..so am just hoping to sail through this paper.

All said and done we have holidays from 3rd – 15th nov..i hope to utilize most of this time in productive things like sleeping , sleeping ,watching TV, orkutting, meetin old pals and not so- old pals ,watchn new movies and not so- new movies, etcetra etcetra….

bye for now..time to doze off..Zzzzzz

Love quotes..

• 
• It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone — but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

 

• We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

• A girl asked a boy if she was pretty.
  He said no.
  She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever.
  He said no.
  She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away.
  He again said no.
  She had heard too much.
  She needed to leave.
  As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay, he said,
  “You’re not pretty, you’re beautiful. I don’t want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. I wouldn’t cry if you walked away, I would die.”
  - Unknwon

• I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I’ve crossed your mind.

 

• True Love Means…

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a deserted road on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, we’re going too fast. I’m scared! And I don’t want anything to happen.
Guy: Come on, don’t worry. I know what I’m doing. Your having fun right?
Girl: NO…please stop. I’m really scared
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I LOVE YOU! Now please slow down.
Guy: Give me a hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you help me out here? Will you take me Helmet off of me and put it on you? It’s bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle has crashed into a building break failure. Two people found, but only one survived.
The Truth is: That halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want the girl to know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him for one last time. Then had her wear him helmet so she would live, even though it meant that he would die.

• Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

• Don’t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.

• Should I smile because we are friends? Or cry because we’ll never be anything more?

• It’s better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.

 

 

• If you love something, set it free; if it comes backs it’s yours, if it doesn’t, it never was.

 

• Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?

 

 

• Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

 

 

 

 

• Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.

 

• Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

 

• Love: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

SO …..Keep Loving

Is Shin Chan a bad role model for kids?

Don’t know if many of you watch cartoon shows or not. But if nothing interesting playing on the idiot box, then cartoon channels are my only savior. I know we all are expected to grow out of them but then some of us still remain a child at heart.

Cartoon shows are no more what they use to be, at least not from what I can remember from my kiddy days. Today in India we have tons of TV channels which are solely targeted at young children as their main audience, all thanks to the Cable Network revolution. These channels not only showcase Indian programs but bring together various kinds of shows from all across the world.

Most of these shows provide nothing more than innocent entertainment value, while some are more focused on spreading basic education and good manners. However over the recent months, the actual impact of some of these fictional characters on young minds has resulted in a great deal of worry for parents.

And here is one prime example.

Crayon Shin Chan is one of most popular Japanese cartoon series across the world. Its Hindi version titled “Shin Chan” is aired on a popular kid’s channel, Hungama TV. Though Shin Chan may appear to be just another regular kindergarten going child but don’t they often say that “looks can be very deceptive”.Shin Chan often uses fairly impolite language, argues with his mother practically on all occasions, misbehaves at school with his teachers and friends – all of this obviously shown with the excuse of simple ignorance of correct behavior due to his very young age.

Personally speaking, my neighbour  six year old kid is forbidden from watching Shin Chan. The reason is simple “He teaches bad things”, so says his mom.  And quite frankly I can understand why she feels so. In my opinion a character like Shin Chan is more apt for teenagers and adults who love watching animated series such as The Simpsons and South Park. But by allowing children below 10 years of age to follow Shin Chan’s lead could surely result in negative implications. Especially when the concerned character is shown disrespecting his family members, mocking and passing rude remarks towards strangers and his school teachers, pulling down his pants in class room, etc.

Shin Chan’s weird and extremely inappropriate behavior is exactly what makes him popular among young kids. For some he is just a cartoon but for many in that age-bracket he is a role-model.

Now whether Hungama TV opts to give into these complaints by taking the series off air or instead continues to carry on without any hitch – well it is something only time will tell and until then Shin Chan will carry on with his unruly ways.

Things i cannot Live without!

Life in general gets so complicated as we ‘grow younger’ and I’ve realized that there are a few things that I just cannot ive without. Things that, to somebody else, might not mean a hell of a lot, but to me, means the earth, and that will upset me to no end if they had to be ommited. I’m sure that each person has his or her own list, but this is mine.

Following are some of the things I can’t live without and why. See, while everyone else is focusing on on the one thing in their life they either have or don’t have, I’m thinking about a handful. People or not, the items on my list should feel special just for the mere fact that they are on my list!. These are the things I truly love:

My parents – My parents I will admit, as a teenager I feel as if I could be happy with out being around my parents, but I now that is not true.  I need my mom to just talk to.  I don’t talk to her about everything, but all the things I can talk to her about I do.  She has the wise insight that I can’t get from my friends.  Plus, she is an amazing cook, so I would definitely miss her food.  My dad is my biggest inspiration.i want to make it Big one day not for anybody else, but just for him, To see the shine in his eyes, when he can proudly say “Yes, that’s my son”.  As much as I get annoyed by his innocence,  know that deep down I really do enjoy everything he does. They are my biggest support structure and I am definitely not bored  when I’m around my parents and I do need them to get through life more easily.

Sunshine ,A sunny day  – really battle to go for a long period without seeing the sun. Not that I like sunbathing(infact i try and avoid harsh sunlight (UV light) due to obvious reasons (omg..such skin care), But seeing the sun, and feeling the warmth on your skin is priceless.Also Rainy season bugs me, what with the pot-holled roads and kicchad..yuck man. i like winter too..that way i can show off my jacket and winter wear.

Family and friends – Who have supported me in the rough times, Laughed at me/with me during the silly times, love me for who i am and just in general have always been there for me.My friends are the people I turn to for fun.When I’m with them,  though, I always am laughing and just doing random things that a person needs to do sometimes to break away from normal life and the everyday routine. i just cant imagine life without friends.i have done the craziest things and have laughed the most with them…god bless them

GOOD FOD : First things first..i am a real great Foodie..i can munch on any food(tasty) and finish it in the smallest possible time.In a time when everyone is thinking about romantic things and exploring their more sensitive side, I’d like to take some time to get up close and personal with some tasty food – chicken tandoori,biryani,paneer tikka, Pizza, burgers,
pani poori,samosas, wada pav,,..give me nethg…i will EAT it all .I must confess that i have a little soft spot fors chicken though!

A nice BATH.- Nothing better to get me going in the morning, or wind me down after a long day.. Also it keeps flies and mosquitoes away and i have a good fresh feeling that keeps my confidence high.

Silence – love the sound of silence, that wonderful fulfilling sound of quite silence when i am on the bike wearing the helmet on a chilly morning…(My Helmet is sound proof for that matter..)

A toothbrush and tooth paste – is there anything nicer than having a clean, fresh smile? *Ting* Closeup Smile..well i use 3 different toothpastes in a day as recommeneded by my dentist. She(DOC) explained me some weird logic and i follow her because after all we are supposed to listen to a DOC, isnt it? And who doesn’t want that perfect smile..(big grin..)

Good Body Spray (Deo): C’mon man, you dont want people to run away from you..

My BIKE:. “All the ladies come knocking on my door to go for a ride on my Bike; it’s the most fly ride in the neighborhood…
” – Dreamz unlimited. well i have a bike which runs as smooth as butter.its been my companion for 5 years now..in my Engineering says as well as now when i am doing my MBA..i may get a new, but its going to be difficult to forget my first love. Its no Kulsar or zarisma..its just a bike , simple as that,just like me!and i love it for that. It is what gets me through my day because I know it will be waiting for me in the parking lot at the end of the day. It has never let me down, except the time i forgot to feed it when it  was thirsty ,My bike has been good to me, and I never had to buy it chocolate.

My sense of humor: My friends and I are in agreement that, “If we weren’t funny, we would have killed our selves years ago.”

My Girlfriend: “——-” is the person who understands me the most out of anyone I know. She can comfort me better than anyone and we trust each other so much to not judge what we are doing, but to support each other through everything.  There has never been a time when I thought I could not tell her something.  she and I are almost too honest with each other, but it  is definitely not a bad thing.  Plus, she makes me happier than I have ever been before.  I feel so comfortable being myself  round her and I feel like she is the only one in the world who truly sees me as I see myself.

When I started typing this, I thought it would be things that I could not live without… (I don’t really think about what i’m about to post, just start typing really – as you can see most of the time.) Wow, this was a eye opener to me too.

Hope you have a great day ahead!

Smile Alwayzzz..:-)   .

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C Program to propose a Girl..

#include “STD ISD PCO.h”
#include “love.h”
#define “Cute_ beautiful_lady.h”

main()
{
goto college;
scanf(”100%”,&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute   )
line++;
while( !reply )
{

printf(”I Love U”);

scanf(”100%”,&reply);

}

if(reply == “GAALI”)
main();  /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply ==  “SANDAL “)
exit(1);

else if(reply == “I Love U”)
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;

}
}

if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}

free(lover);
return(home);

if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;

pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;

if(pub.close())
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}

if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}

friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}

home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork ||
friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;

call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice ||
lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
{
say->ILuvU;
scanf(”100%”,&reply); /* “I Love U” already
stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}

sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}